I'm sitting at work, babysitting contractors doing off hours construction. I am borderline losing my mind, so I figure this is as good a time as any to just type some stream of consciousness bullshit.
-Does everyone remember the abortion that was the Mike Tirico show on ESPN 1000? That show was so fucking bad it wasn't even funny. I just heard Mike Tirico on the radio, and no matter what he does for the rest of his career, all I will ever remember him for is his total piece of shit of a radio show. He could seriously cure AIDS, and I would still get mad thinking of the time I wasted driving my service truck listening to him and Michelle Tafoya talking about their stupid fucking kids. I guess I could have listened to something else, but I can only hear "Highway to Hell" on The Loop so many times in a row.
-Speaking of Mike Tirico, I fucking hate Monday Night Football now. I watch it, because I like the game, but I wish it was still on network TV with Al Micheals and an incoherent John Madden. I can't handle Gruden and Jaworski just sucking off every halfway decent player. Have a fucking critical thought you pussies.
-I can't wait for this weekend. Christmas is awesome.
-It's super weird to me that the kids that are just a few years younger than us, had Facebook in high school. Remember how much of a pain in the ass it was to share pictures and shit? You would have to post a link to your dumb photobucket account or whatever in your AIM profile. Not that I did that, as I didn't have a digital camera. My mom gave me disposable Kodak cameras to take to school dances. Most of the film would be taken up with pictures of my friends giving the finger, or silverware forts we built at dinner. Speaking of AIM, I only recently learned that AOL is still a thing. I guess it's just search engine, but I like to pretend there's still some jagoff out there paying for dial-up and chatting in the "Lesbo's Only" chat room. Remember chat rooms? Remember all the stuff that was around before the stuff that is around now? I sure do.
I will continue to be a follower of this lovely blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I remember trying to sign on AOL late at night in my room and being so afraid my parents would hear the dial up even after the speakers were turned off. That thing was so loud it could tear through the earth's core. just saying.
This is Monty Higgins.
ReplyDeleteIs this the Fred Allendale that graduated from Beloit Memorial High School in 2004?
If so, you haven't changed it all. You still sound like a crazy bastard.
Monty,
ReplyDeleteFred Allendale is a name I thought I made up. Guess I was wrong.