For every thing I find on the internet that brings me enjoyment, there are a plethora of things that make my blood boil with misplaced rage. Anyone who has read any of my previous blogs can probably see that a lot of things in the world at large bother me more than they should. But with that said, here are a few things I have seen on the internet machine that make my brain explode.
-In my journey through the world of internet based pornography, there's a trend I noticed that kind of blows my mind. The women who star in these films (maybe the men too, but I doubt it) make Amazon.com wish lists of random items they would like for their fans to buy them. AND PEOPLE FUCKING DO IT! It's not enough that if you're at a point where you have seen their wish list, you have most likely paid money to watch them blow six dudes, but they want you to buy them a fucking sweatshirt too. Now, I don't at all blame the women for taking advantage of getting free stuff. Fuck, if someone wanted to buy me a bunch of new fishing rods and pairs of sneakers because they enjoyed my work, I'd take the fuck outta that.
My main problem is trying to wrap my head around what the logic of the dudes that buy this stuff for porn stars. They aren't going to fly to Ft. Wayne IN and fuck you, you stupid gomer. You're being played for a sucker. Knock it off! You're making other dudes who watch porn look bad. Save your money and get a classy escort.
-How have people not picked up on Facebook "like" viruses yet? There's never anything good on the other end of a video that says; "You're never going to believe what she does next! Click to find out!" Also, do you really want to see a spider lay eggs in someones face? If it looks sketchy, it probably is.
-Thirsty ass dudes on Facebook. If you're going to take the time to come up with some thinly veiled sexual advance as a response to a girls dumb status about how she hates her job (EVERYBODY HATES THEIR FUCKING JOB), you're a mark. Don't reward stupidity because you want to get your dick wet. It makes the world a worse place to live. I guess girls probably do this too, but I think they are smart enough to know how little effort they have to put in to enticing a guy to sleep with them.
-Pinterest. I have never been on it, and I will probably never go on it, but I think it's dumb. I find things I like the old fashioned way, BY LOOKING FOR THEM.
